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Lalooji
By: archanaa
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Once Laloo Prasad of Bihar, sent his bio data to America to apply for a post in Microsoft Corporation. A few days later he got this reply:-

"Dear Mr. Laloo prasad, You do not meet our requirements. Please do not send any further correspondence. No phone call shall be entertained. Thanks"

Laloo prasad jumped with joy on eceiving this reply. He arranged a party and when all the guests had come, he said

"Bhaiyon aur Behno, aap ko jaan kar khushi hogee ki hum amereeca mein naukri mil gayee hoon."

Everyone was delighted. Laloo prasad continued...... "Ab main aap sab ko apnaa appointment letter padkar sunaongaa par letter angreeze main hai is liyen saath-saath hindi main translate bhee karoonga.

Dear Mr. Laloo Prasad
---- pyare Laloo prasad bhaiyya
You do not meet
---- aap to miltay hee naheen ho
our requirement
---- humko to zaroorat hai
Please do not send any further correspondence ----
ab letter vetter bhejnay ka kaouno zaroorat nahee.
No phone call
---- phoonwa ka bhee zaroorat nahee hai
shall be entertained
---- bahut khaatir kee jayegi

 

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